I.... don't get it??
Rihanna popped up at the London launch of her new fragrance Reb'l Fleur and all I can muster is a feeble chain of incoherency: "I... what? I can't... even... what is this, I just.... WHAT." I can't even handle this. Whatever teal mythical creature she has slain and wrapped around her body, this is totally unacceptable and unfathomable. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO FLUFF-BALL, RIHANNA. WHYYYY.
This didn't happen. I'm cleansing my Rihanna palate and starting from exactly 10 minutes ago, when this picture didn't exist. She has never done this. Someone who deeply despises this woman photo-shopped her head onto Cousin It.
Are you just as terrified as I am or is this really not that bad? Hot or not?